the Shakedown: slang. "a thorough search of a place or person." (dictionary.com)
You say "stalker" like it's a bad thing
Friday, Feb. 20, 2004 at 10:32 am
Someone called me a psycho stalker today. Well, I've got news for every man reading this right now.
ALL WOMEN ARE STALKERS!
Yeah, that's right. If we love you and you hurt us or lie to us or we even smell a hint of dishonesty on your punk ass or even if the mood just strikes us, you can bet your stripper dollar we are stalking your ass. We are following you and watching you through our binoculars in a rent-a-car. Well we don't all go to those lengths, but we will drive by your house or the bar you are at a dozen times in one night.
So men, no matter what you are doing or who you are with, just remember that chances are. . . we are watching you! Muwahahaha!
I forgot why I ever liked you to begin with
Friday, Feb. 20, 2004 at 10:25 am
Why do I remain friends with people who annoy the ever-lovin' crap out of me?!?!
Answers
Wednesday, Feb. 18, 2004 at 2:16 pm
Your answers to last week's Love Quiz.
- 1. FICTION. If a man or woman is capable of loving another person, he or she has the capacity to love many times and many people. This is why widows and widowers can have happy marriages. And there are many kinds of love. Parents love all their children, not just one.
2. FICTION. Love acts to expand your capacities and increase your drive and energy. It stimulates the imagination and makes people more eager to achieve.
3. FICTION. Love often involves exploitation. A man may love a woman and yet take advantage of her love for him to ask that she put his interests first and subordinate her desires or career to his.
4. FICTION. Both men and women need to be desired, admired, and assured of the other�s love.
5. FICTION. Studies show that women have an infinitively greater capacity for love than men.
6. FICTION. Some people cannot love. Some have deep-seated emotional blocks that do not permit them to love. Others are too self-centered to give love.
7. FICTION. If there is an opposite to love, the closest thing would be indifference. The fact is that love and hate are very closely related. It is quite normal for people to have occasional flashes of hatred for the person they love.
8. FICTION. We used to believe this, but research has demonstrated that both men and women tend to seek a mate who has the best qualities of their mother.
9. FICTION. A recent survey of more than four thousand men found that more than a third of them believed that love was the most important thing in life and another third were convinced that love made sex better.
10. FICTION. The more deeply in love you are, the worse your judgment is about the character and temperament of the person you love. The old saying that �love is blind� has a lot of truth in it.
11. FICTION. Women seem to cope better with disappointment in love than men. Three times as many men as women commit suicide because of unhappy love affairs.
12. FICTION. Very few men and women ever find the partner of their dreams. The person we fall in love with is usually completely different from our picture of the ideal husband or wife.